so………

what’s up?

I will get back to posting ever so slowly, but I begin with a question: (Alien you may not answer-you neither Renee)

Where have I been for the last couple of months?

What have I been doing?

Do I have any news to report?

Is everything OK?

Answer these questions for me as creatively as possible or as funny as possible.  Create a great story detailing my where abouts…make it a drama, a comedy, a farce, whatever.  If you think you know the actual answer then use that.  I just want to play…..have fun.  I will reveal the answer later this week.

It has been fun being on vacation for a while and fun doing what it is I have been doing.  Thanks for checking.

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14 Responses to so………

  1. BeckEye says:

    You have been everywhere, campaigning for Firecrotch of the Year. The only news is that you met Joe the Plumber on the road, and everything is okay with you but he has gone completely insane.

  2. AlienCG says:

    Oh man, I’m not allowed to answer and reveal the truth about the operation (which was a success) and your recent name change to Evilla, Queen of the Lower East Side?

  3. churlita says:

    You’ve been busy at your new job making pornos. (as part of or seperate from your firecrotch campaigning) I’m assuming you had fun doing it, but we don’t need you to report on any of the details, thank you.

  4. laura b. says:

    You have been establishing dominence in the field of relocation sciences. The competition was fierce, but you’ve prevailed. You are full of news, which you will probably share only through a series of tightly encrypted codes to be read only under a full moon at midnight EST. Everything is super groovy, right?

  5. Manuel says:

    Hmmm…first of all, welcome back. I really didn’t think you would come back after getting that job as Will Farrell’s personal assitant. I know you have been really busy following him and getting him whatever he needs while he filmed his next epic masterpiece. I guess you are back because he finally fired you because the amount of sucking up to him about how you think he is the greatest actor of this generation finally got to him. Sorry it didn’t work out. Welcome back though…

  6. babybull40 says:

    First off I’m glad you are back.. you have been missed.. I think that you were abducted by some very evil entities and you were probed and prodded and now you are back to sell your story in hopes that you can make it into a movie.. a blockbuster of the century.. sort of a sequel to Independance Day.. but without Will Smith…maybe Will Ferrelll can do it for you..

  7. Renee says:

    Just admit it, already! You ran off with Edna, Claire and Margie and then you broke up with me to date Harriet (who is 92 yrs. old) 😥 ! It was all over Nancy Grace’s show… I saw it with my own eyes!!!

  8. Tara says:

    You and Renee have a second life as spies for Tom Cruise and his cult. You both moved into a huge mansion in the valley that has a secret tunnel known only by you and you go by the code names Boris and Doris.

    Aside from that juicy news, I hope everything is okay!

    Welcome back!

  9. AlienCG says:

    Pick a word, you were tagged.

  10. k_sra says:

    See how lazy you’ve gotten? Making us do your work for you. Not gonna do it! COME ON! Pull yourself up by your boot straps! Get this blog together, Man! No more excuses. (Shakes Evil E by the shoulders)

    Oh, and you owe us a Scavenger Word PRONTO! ; )

  11. NoRegrets says:

    You had an operation to snip snip and have been mourning each and every sperm that will not come out anymore.

  12. babybull40 says:

    Merry Christmas to you and Renee and your families..

  13. Manuel says:

    SO, where you just screwing with us and not coming back?

  14. Tara says:

    Come back, we miss you!

    BTW – Happy Birthday!

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